Thursday, January 1, 2015

WARNING: ITS JUST A JOKE.. The Banana Test............ There is a very, very tall coconut tree and t


TATAY 1: Pare, nakakatatlong asawa na ako. TATAY 2: Bakit pare? Anong nangyari sa una? TATAY 1: Nalason, kakakain ng tuyo. TATAY 2: Eh yung pangalawa? TATAY 1: Nalason din kakakain ng tuyo. TATAY 2: Eh ung pangatlo nalason din kaya namatay? TATAY 1: Hindi, pumutok ang ulo. TATAY 2: Bakit naman? TATAY 1: Ayaw kumain ng tuyo eh!
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WARNING: ITS JUST A JOKE.. The Banana Test............ There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion , a Chimpanzee , a Giraffe , and a Squirrel , who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. So think carefully... Try and answer within 30 seconds Got your answer? Now scroll down to see the analysis.. If your answer is: Lion = you're dull. Chimpanzee = you're dc a moron. Giraffe = you're a complete idiot. Squirrel = you're just hopelessly dc stupid. A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS. Obviously dc you're stressed dc and overworked. You should take some time off and relax! Try again hihihi
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